§ About — Vitamologist
We started Vitamologist because the supplement aisle had stopped telling the truth. Premium supplements with one rule: if it's on the panel, it's in the capsule.
We got tired of opening 'premium' bottles and finding the same playbook every time — proprietary blends that hide the doses, ingredients hidden behind buzzwords, and 'clinically studied' claims that link to nothing you can actually read.
We built Vitamologist for a different kind of customer. The one who turns the bottle around and reads the panel. The one who Googles every strain. The one who's been burned by supplements that promised the world and delivered a stomachache.
So we did three things differently.
Every Vitamologist bottle has a QR code that takes you straight to the Certificate of Analysis for that exact lot. Not a generic spec sheet. Not a marketing page. The actual third-party lab results — identity, potency, heavy metals, microbial — for the bottle in your hand. Scan it before you swallow the first capsule. We want you to.
We don't think buying a supplement should feel like a transaction. So under every cap there's a second QR code, invisible until you open the bottle. It unlocks a fact about your formula, an invitation to learn, a small reward. We call it 'Surprise inside — scan to unlock.'
No subscription traps. No 'Premium Member Tier.' No locked content behind email walls. Pricing that lets you try us without remortgaging the house. Education that's free, written like a friend wrote it, not like a clinical trial.
Three SKUs to start — gut, morning, night — built on real clinical strains, no proprietary blends, full COA on every label.
The team
Vitamologist is built by a small team based in Brooklyn, NY. We're people who got frustrated reading supplement labels and decided to build a brand we'd actually buy from.